Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Hi, Junellessi. Thank you for giving me this tag. Makes me remember my childhood and high school memories.hehehe

Rule:
Place an X on all the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not.

This is for your entire life!

Gone on a blind date-- X ( A.K.A eyeball in high school)
Skipped school-- X (high school memories)
Seen someone die--
Been to Florida
Been to Mexico
Been on a plane--
Been lost-- X( funny but been lost here in Davao City.hehehe)

Been on the opposite side of the country--
Gone to Chicago
Swam in the ocean--
Felt like dying-- X
Cried yourself to sleep -- X (hahayy, love life!!)
Played cops and robbers when I was little –
Recently colored with crayons --
Sang karaoke-- X(favorite past time after work)
Paid for a meal with only coins --X 
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't-- X ( defying my own rules)
Made prank phone calls --X
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose—X
Caught a snowflake on your tongue
Danced in the rain --X
Written a letter to Santa Claus --X
Been kissed under the mistletoe – 
Watched the sun rise with someone you care about –
Blown bubbles --X
Made a bonfire on the beach -- X
Crashed a party-- X
Gone roller-skating –
Gone Ice-skating
Gone skinny dipping – 

1. Nick-name? torn, sheng, shie
2. Mother's nickname? yoly or landa
3. What is your favorite drink? Coffee, softdrinks and ice tea
4. Tattoos? none
5. Piercing? ears
6. How much do you love your job? i'd say i love it bcoz my co workers made me love it.it is fun being around them.
7. Birthplace: davao city, phils.
8. Favorite vacation spot?  near a beach or some place quiet
9. Ever been to Africa ? nope but would love to.
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? yes and with milk
11. Ever been on TV? yes
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? i did have plans in high school but never tried
13. Ever been in a car accident? nope
14. Was it your fault?
15. 2 Doors or 4 Doors?
16. Salad dressing? mayo, vinaigrettes and ranch
17. Favorite pie? apple pie, egg pie, durian pie, fruit pie etc.
18. Favorite number? 7 , 11 and 22
19. Favorite movies? so many to put here!!!
20. Favorite holiday? my birthday..(i consider it  a holiday)
21. Favorite dessert? salad, cakes, fruits etc.
22. Favorite food? chicken, grilled meat, and sweet, sour and spicy dishes
23. Favorite day of the week? Friday
24.Favorite brand of Body soap? Dove and Palmolive
25. Favorite TV show? Prison break, Gossip Girl,reality shows, etc.
26. Favorite smell? Ralph Lauren Blue and Chanel Chance for perfume, for cologne Japanese Cherry blossom and Cotton Mist by B&BW.
27. What do you do to relax? Blogging, surf the net, sleep, watch TV and listen to music.
28. Do you have a message to your friends reading this? You already know something about me, guess that makes us close???hehehehe
29. How do you see yourself in 10 years? successful in my career, family life, financial life, spiritual life and physically very hot and sexy.hehehe
30. What do you do when you are bored? read, read until i fall asleep
31. Furthest place you will send this message. up to the farthest region where the world wide web can go.
32. Who will respond the fastest? bloggers..hehehehe
33. Who will LEAST likely respond? the ones with no computer.hehehe

Just for fun I am sending this message to mary grace and crislyn

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake

Jojossi and I are supposed to have a tutorial stint with our new Korean friends in Burgos St., Obrero last Thursday. We arrived on time in the said venue and we were expecting to teach them English. We had a few minutes to talk about anything but we also had our minutes of awkwardness.

They started teahing us in Korean and taught us different words.hehehe. So after a few Korean words, Jojossi finally got the courage to ask them if they are still looking for a tutor. The mother said that they are looking for a stay in or a 10am-10pm tutor to help her daughters everyday.We pass the offer because we are both full time workers. It would be fun to teach them because the daughters are nice,pretty and intelligent.We all got along well and they even ask about the Bisaya word for earthquake.hehehe.(note: They were paranoid about the news on the 8.1 earthquake)

The English tutorial ended in a Korean language tutorial.hehehe. We said our goodnights because the eldest daughter will take her exam today. They want to see us again and we also want to see them again. Very accomodating and friendly people. 

I wonder when will they see us again?